Ham and eggz

By reach on April 17th, 2006
Posted in English, Idiocy, Religion |

Oh I just LOVE Christian holidays.  No, no I don’t. They drag all the hypocrisy in people up on the surface and make me look at it. Today a title in the papers: “Pensioners without Ham and Eggs on Easter”. Well bu-fucking-ho, I’m sure their lives are filled with joy, money, food and sex every other day of the year but, alas, today they had no ham and eggs. I share my pain with them to the point of suicide. How about a week from now someone writes and article: “Pensioners without Bread and Water and Roof over Their Heads on 24th of April”? noooo…. I don’t think they will. So please, spare me the false compassion on Easter, Christmas and whatever other holiday you’re enforcing on me.

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By Henry on 04.18.06 12:50 am

so they didn’t have ham , I’m sure they have beluga lying around their mansions somewhere.


By reach on 04.18.06 12:53 am

yes! b’stardz!


By Henry on 04.18.06 12:57 am

should kill em while they’re still young. go all logan’s run on their shriveled asses


By reach on 04.18.06 12:59 am

comic geek.


By Henry on 04.18.06 1:03 am

It’s a goddamn movie. If i were a comic geek I’d say we should go all y-the last man on their asses. but I’m not su shaddap


By reach on 04.18.06 1:05 am

ah, i see now i am miztaken. … aha.


By Henry on 04.18.06 1:07 am

damn straight you are , I’m as cool as the borg in episode 17 of Star Trek TNG. no geek in me at all


By reach on 04.18.06 1:08 am

:X khm :)


By Gagi on 04.18.06 10:54 am

24th of April, hmm, that’s ortodox Easter. No one cares, because it is “free religion”. Read between lines - WE DON’T LIKE OTHER’S CULTURES AND RELIGIONS
Grrr :@


By Gagi on 04.18.06 10:57 am

Ooops, my mistake, 23th of April is Ortodox Easter :)


By reach on 04.18.06 8:46 pm

he yeah i was trying to figure that out but wasn’t sure :) 23rd than… good, gonna call my gandpa than :D


By Gagi on 04.19.06 4:25 pm

btw, happy easter :)


By Anonymous on 04.23.06 10:48 am

Sretan uskrs mala :)

Tvoje ruke u neskladu
Izmedju zbilje i sna
Gledam grad u prolazu
Neki ljudi oko nas

Trazim ritam u koraku
Usporavam ti hod
Slusam kao zapitkujes
Uzvracam ti osmijehom


By cicko on 04.27.06 10:19 am

jupiii! Uskrs za svih, ne samo za njih…Č:’))


By Da_Vinci on 05.16.06 12:10 pm

uh, netko tako naporno uči da nema ni vremena za blog ;)


By Rea on 05.16.06 4:22 pm

haha i wish, netko tako nije placao racune, da su mu ukinili internet :) al vracam se 22og :)


By Robi aka druid on 05.24.06 6:20 pm

Reach pa ti meni zhiva :-D


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